January 2012
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“In 5-billion yrs the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember...”
– astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter five minutes ago. (via washingtonpoststyle) Love that man.
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December 2011
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Today’s audition tape: Cirque Du Soleil. I hope I get a call back!
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New day= new audition tape. This one’s for Pantene Pro V.
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What do you do with your free time at work? I make River Dance audition tapes.
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November 2011
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FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio →
mdt: Ok, let me get this straight, the leader of an intra-Amish infatada is Mullet? That is a gift, friends… The FBI and local sheriff’s deputies arrested seven men, including Sam Mullet, reputed leader of a breakaway Amish sect, on federal hate crime charges early Wednesday. Several members of the group carried out the attacks in September and October by forcefully cutting the beards and hair...
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Nov 23rd
Discovering Twilight isn't a satire
When she’s right, she is right. thedailypout: I can’t believe this franchise isn’t a satire.  That’s a shame, because it is hilarious. I also can’t believe it even came close to Harry Potter at the box office. You are no Harry Potter, Twilight.  And so, if it is not a satire, I guess it’s just a really TERRIBLE message to young girls saying “Go ahead, who cares about getting good...
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October 2011
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futuresmo: freebie band name: “andy warhol was a hack and shepard fairey is a plagiarist.” oh Smo you’re silly! Speaking of band names when I start my own band,like I’ve been threatening to for the past 15 years,it will be called Ancient Hate.  If any musicians out there like the name of my band please feel free to audition for me at your earliest convenience.
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August 2011
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July 2011
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