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i’ve dreampt almost the exact same scenario before. the only difference is i’m usually on a trampoline too and when we’re mid air i give the elephant a most righteous high five to the trunk.

Clearly the first this i saw were thoes darling little bloomers she has on. beyond cute. i wear bloomers every time i put on a short skirt, its makes me feel modest… chaste even.

mdt:

NOTE:  Your rebellion was cliche before you were born.

Unless you’re willing to wear those tasseled shorts.

Now that’s some rebellion.

blackandwtf:

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Out of the office on to a boat! such a versatile style.

Like the hair? I can do that for you. Like the necklace? Pemberley Jones can make that for you. www.etsy.com/shop/PemberleyJones

After making fruit trays all week at my parents deli I had a dream that I worked at Edible Arrangements. Not going to lie…I was really good those melons had no idea what they were in for. 

This is my life now. Khaki pants, button down polo, baseball cap, sensible shoes, and prosciutto. Kind of makes a gal miss Scandiland. Who am I kidding…I love it, living at home is rad I’m going to go watch cable TV with my dad now.

Before: Macaulay Culkin?  

After: Blonde Tom Selleck?

“i’ll never stop”

Jim Morrison died in apt 17….check out that insane orb. i’m about 93% sure it’s his spirit. 

Last night in Europe… David gave me this dollar to “restart my life in America.” I’m feeling lucky I think it will get me pretty far.

mesh shirt, white mask, exposed nipple, corset….over the top? never. i’m dressed as some form of a low budget runaway zombie punk 

crazy paris DJ’s….and it’s not David Nigel Flynn (i’m surprised too). great legs. really great legs.